Busrubu Wagon is Amazing

A fine JDM Busrubu Wagon

No, it's not a fucking lowered Outback. No, it doesn't explode. No, it isn't a shit econorectangle.

IT'S A FUCKING BUSRUBU WAGON/ESTATE/TOURER.

A Busrubu (pronounced boose-roo-bu not bus-roo-boo) is what I and all other sensible people deem to be a brilliantly Subaruesque Subaru worthy of all the praise and fellatio requests it gets. Unlike the fucking Bezosmobile Accord Wagon owned by your Uncle Oliver who's a senior partner at of a big Pacific region CPA firm.

Except when the engine explodes every 40k in certain models because boxer

A brilliant Busrubu however is a brown Diesel an estate which can be used for doing everything and anything in the snow or the Alps if you didn't buy a Mercedes wagon. Except when the engine explodes every 40k in certain models because boxer. The Busrubu is what your husband or wife uses to carry the kids to sports practice and 100 miles down the highway to the next store because you live in a remote tree-house in the middle of Colorado, New-South Wales or Inverness.

The fine Busrubu is equivalent to being fucked by Tom Hanks and then staying over for breakfast.

The Busrubu is what Japanese men and Kiwis use to race on mountains after modding it with as many parts they could find. The Busrubu is the epitome of the motor vehicle and anyone who says otherwise is an imbecile or doesn't understand the subtleties from the geniuses huddled away in Shibuya ward in Kanto prefecture. The fine Busrubu is equivalent to being fucked by Tom Hanks and then staying over for breakfast. Tis a smooth and fine beast that will take you on great journeys through out the 100k miles you own it for before the head-gasket explodes and your partner says they need a brand spanking new Honda H-RV because the Toyota salesman was rude to them.
 

LOOK AT THIS MIGHTY BUSRUBU.

Obviously, Subaru don't do extremely fun cars at the moment except for GT86 BRZ and the WRX STI but the superior Busrubu you have will leave you with a giant grin on your face as you go around corners with your 5 speed manual while being a part of the Subaru fan club in all it's magnificence. It also doesn't hurt that the Busrubu is practical, economical and safe unless you fucked up ricing your mom's car because you're 19 and you forgot to change your Camry's oil 50k miles ago.

All in all, the Busrubu is fucking amazing and everyone should get one or at least try to have a go in one. Hopefully before the Outback takes over and you're wondering if CVTs truly are the future or timed grenades.

As always thanks for reading this article. Toodle-pip.

disclaimer: this article is total satire so don't take it seriously you pontificating fuck.