Preparing for the grill. With the advent of salt and pepper, food has always been flavourful and tasty. Until those pesky Indians came along with their Garam-Masala and fancy spices.
Stupid story. An imbecile is mad after doing an extremely stupid thing for idiotic reasons as the fallback from this moronic decision has led them to be "completely fucked off" as they did not expect their idiotic decision to have much of an effect on the wider world. Jim Jamieson, 25, from Tipton is furious after setting his pubic hair on fire during his family's charity barbeque as a "funny joke" because he didn't expect it to hurt so much, burn his genitals and ruin a family friendly evening with people of all ages around. Jim claims that him and the lads thought it'd be entertaining as Jim needed to shave his nether regions anyway and that "it would be more efficient to burn it away as it save on cleaning up" but what Jim forgot was that his penis and and testicles were also in the vicinity of his pubic hair. This led to Jim laughing for a grand total of 2 seconds before screaming as his penis became Chinese kebab and his balls start...